Here, there & everywhere

"Backseat, windows up, that's the way we like to-"Sex in a bed can be great. It's very conducive for trying out new positions, being comfortable, falling asleep right afterwards, easy cleanup with a change of the sheets, etc. However, sex outside of the bed can be a step in a new, exciting direction. There's a reason it's mentioned in so many songs and movies.people like to "think" outside the box. The possibilities are endless. Time to take you on a little tour-du-sex.

Let's start with home sweet home. There are the obvious places like the couch and shower, but how about those hard, linoleum surfaces? Next time you and your boyfriend or girlfriend are cooking dinner, why not hop up on the countertop and play a little game of Hide the Sausage?

The combination of the cold counter and your hot skin make for an excellent appetizer.or dessert. Or next time you're on your way to the bedroom, make a pit stop on the stairs. It'll force your body to take on new angles, therefore hitting spots that may never have been hit before. Just make sure you two are home alone.no one wants to walk in on that on their way to go brush their teeth.

Speaking of brushing your teeth, a bathroom sink is perfectly made to comfortably fit your booty. Disclaimer: There's a slight risk of injury due to the faucets and knobs that will inevitably be lodged in your lower back. So boys, be gentle. No girl wants to be branded with an "H" and "C" above each ass cheek for a week.

So, we've covered the house, but what about that nice 4-door parked in your driveway? Ok, so having sex in your car may be illegal, but it can be a damn good time had by all.

First, there's every guy's fantasy: Road head. For those of you who for whatever reason don't know what this is, it's a blow job on the go. While the most inconspicuous time to do this is at night, some of you boys just can't wait.

So this is where back roads and highways during lunch time come in. There are three main things to watch out for when partaking in this particular activity.

First, make sure the driver/receiver is driving at a steady pace, preferably staying in one lane.

Second, make sure said driver/receiver is keeping the wheel straight. No insurance company is going to pay for a car accident due to orgasm.

Third, whoever is giving needs to keep in mind that there are bumps and potholes on the road. Be cautious without being timid. Moving on from road head, there's backseat lovin'. Sex in a car is exciting because you are in a small enclosed space that gives you and your partner no choice but to be literally entangled with each other. Also, windows are hard. Banging your head against one hurts. So, use those clothes that you ripped off of each other as a makeshift pillow. It will make the whole experience much more enjoyable. Even if you don't want to admit it, we all know how hot that famous Titanic car scene is. So go park your car in an empty lot and steam up those windows.

If cars aren't your thing, you can always take your sexual endeavors out in public. Of course the trick to this is not to get caught, but the risk of getting caught is ultimately what makes it so exciting.

If you're creative enough, you can make any public place an option to get down and dirty, but here are some suggestions: The ever cliché but ever popular public bathroom.

It requires some tricky maneuvering, but use what's around you, i.e. the toilet and stall wall, to brace yourself. An elevator can provide enough space for a good time; just make sure you pull the stop button to avoid any interruptions. Unless that's your thing, and you don't mind an unexpecting audience.

Or you could finally do what you always dreamed of doing in high school and take a little trip to under the bleachers. Go on and show your school spirit. An open field, especially in the rain, can be wet and wild, just make sure you're not on anyone's private property. Much like the road head scenario, cops aren't going to be sympathetic to your hormonal needs.

And of course, the classic: The movie theater. Go find a David Spade movie, shell out the ten bucks, and settle into the back row. In the off chance that there is somebody in the theater who actually wanted to see the movie, make sure to silence your cell phones and yourself. So get out of bed and go find a park bench. Life's too short to waste it in between the sheets.