2008 Woodie Awards
horoscopes
Issue date: 11/4/04 Section: Life!
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Aries
In the wake of this chaotic week of cheers, jeers, reaffirmed tears and the pulse of a nation strapped casually to the footrace of two presidential hopefuls, a nice break is in order. Especially for you, Aries, as everything in your life seems to have become centric to political affiliations. It’s just plain old good versus evil. Or Democrats versus Republicans or something like that.
Taurus
Stubborn to the last he was, and as he lay there bleeding, I saw there was no victory, in the conquer of the beaten. It’s over, you’ve lost, and it’d be best to just go quietly into the night. It would be wise to just simply stick your tail between your legs and run. But that’s not your style. You’re too darn proud. You’ll keep fighting until you’ve won. Go get ’em and God bless.
Gemini
Lately, people seem to be making more and more excuses on why they can’t hang out with you. Maybe it’s that newfound appreciation of Edgar Allan Poe you’ve found, the constant laments about the world, or the way your skin burns when you’ve got your wide-eye upon the prize. Go do those things that you’ve always wanted to. I mean now!
Cancer
Pock-shots are being fired at you, and these memories will sit upon your shelf, tarnished they will be. Honestly, people are saying a lot of cruddy stuff to you, and you’re just taking it. Stand up for yourself and have a little backbone. Fight back,with words rather than fists, preferably, because if you do nothing, the thought of what you could have done will always hang around.
Leo
It’s a rough time for Leo’s as the sun starts to droop faster and the night lasts longer. You have less and less time for all of the little things in life you enjoy, meaning less time for sports, walks and fun times in general. On the plus side, there’s more night, so you and all of your firey passion can have as much fun in the dark as you could ever want.
In the wake of this chaotic week of cheers, jeers, reaffirmed tears and the pulse of a nation strapped casually to the footrace of two presidential hopefuls, a nice break is in order. Especially for you, Aries, as everything in your life seems to have become centric to political affiliations. It’s just plain old good versus evil. Or Democrats versus Republicans or something like that.
Taurus
Stubborn to the last he was, and as he lay there bleeding, I saw there was no victory, in the conquer of the beaten. It’s over, you’ve lost, and it’d be best to just go quietly into the night. It would be wise to just simply stick your tail between your legs and run. But that’s not your style. You’re too darn proud. You’ll keep fighting until you’ve won. Go get ’em and God bless.
Gemini
Lately, people seem to be making more and more excuses on why they can’t hang out with you. Maybe it’s that newfound appreciation of Edgar Allan Poe you’ve found, the constant laments about the world, or the way your skin burns when you’ve got your wide-eye upon the prize. Go do those things that you’ve always wanted to. I mean now!
Cancer
Pock-shots are being fired at you, and these memories will sit upon your shelf, tarnished they will be. Honestly, people are saying a lot of cruddy stuff to you, and you’re just taking it. Stand up for yourself and have a little backbone. Fight back,with words rather than fists, preferably, because if you do nothing, the thought of what you could have done will always hang around.
Leo
It’s a rough time for Leo’s as the sun starts to droop faster and the night lasts longer. You have less and less time for all of the little things in life you enjoy, meaning less time for sports, walks and fun times in general. On the plus side, there’s more night, so you and all of your firey passion can have as much fun in the dark as you could ever want.