2008 Woodie Awards
Muhlenberg's Martin Art Gallery has hosted a variety of artistic works this year, with "Representing Disease" and "Birds of Armenia" occupying the space last semester. Re-opened after break on January 26, the small enclave to the left of the entrance to the Baker Center for the Arts now hosts a diverse amalgam of fifty-nine paintings, sketches, and sculptures by Scott Sherk, Professor of Art, and Kevin Tuttle, Professor of Art.
Aries "That's a horrific fake! At least my knockoff says 'Prada.' Yours says 'Prado!'" Ladies, ladies, ladies, I know as the days count down to the infamous Valentine's Day, you yearn more then ever for a hand to hold and a shoulder to lean on. But please, don't settle for just anyone--or anything.
For anyone who missed Dat Phan, winner of Last Comic Standing and Comedy Central's Viewer's Choice 24th place winner, performing in Moyer last Friday, you missed a great show. At least, that's what I thought. I heard a lot of complaints from my friends: he wasn't that funny, his material was stolen from other great acts like Dane Cook (Comedy Central's Viewer's Choice first place winner), or he ripped on his mother a bit too long.
In honor of men who endured last week's woman focused column, this week is a tribute to male genitalia. Societal obsession with men's penis size has been ever apparent: both in the grand scheme of things, as well as in smaller intricacies. In fact, we've developed congratulatory phrases, "it's all tank, no sink" as well as comforting slogans, "it's not the size of the ship, it's the motion of the ocean," to help negotiate the relation of male genitalia to sex.
It started out as a promising morning as students entered the crowded Garden Room to get the weekend brunch complete with waffles and a side of eggs. Scattered throughout the room were emerald green football jerseys with names like McNabb written across the backs.