2008 Woodie Awards
Here, there & everywhere
Rachel Grinenko and Alexis Kaczmarczik
Issue date: 11/15/07 Section: Life!
"Backseat, windows up, that's the way we like to-"
Sex in a bed can be great. It's very conducive for trying out new positions, being comfortable, falling asleep right afterwards, easy cleanup with a change of the sheets, etc. However, sex outside of the bed can be a step in a new, exciting direction. There's a reason it's mentioned in so many songs and movies…people like to "think" outside the box. The possibilities are endless. Time to take you on a little tour-du-sex.
Let's start with home sweet home. There are the obvious places like the couch and shower, but how about those hard, linoleum surfaces? Next time you and your boyfriend or girlfriend are cooking dinner, why not hop up on the countertop and play a little game of Hide the Sausage?
The combination of the cold counter and your hot skin make for an excellent appetizer…or dessert. Or next time you're on your way to the bedroom, make a pit stop on the stairs. It'll force your body to take on new angles, therefore hitting spots that may never have been hit before. Just make sure you two are home alone…no one wants to walk in on that on their way to go brush their teeth.
Speaking of brushing your teeth, a bathroom sink is perfectly made to comfortably fit your booty. Disclaimer: There's a slight risk of injury due to the faucets and knobs that will inevitably be lodged in your lower back. So boys, be gentle. No girl wants to be branded with an "H" and "C" above each ass cheek for a week.
So, we've covered the house, but what about that nice 4-door parked in your driveway? Ok, so having sex in your car may be illegal, but it can be a damn good time had by all.
First, there's every guy's fantasy: Road head. For those of you who for whatever reason don't know what this is, it's a blow job on the go. While the most inconspicuous time to do this is at night, some of you boys just can't wait.
So this is where back roads and highways during lunch time come in. There are three main things to watch out for when partaking in this particular activity.
Sex in a bed can be great. It's very conducive for trying out new positions, being comfortable, falling asleep right afterwards, easy cleanup with a change of the sheets, etc. However, sex outside of the bed can be a step in a new, exciting direction. There's a reason it's mentioned in so many songs and movies…people like to "think" outside the box. The possibilities are endless. Time to take you on a little tour-du-sex.
Let's start with home sweet home. There are the obvious places like the couch and shower, but how about those hard, linoleum surfaces? Next time you and your boyfriend or girlfriend are cooking dinner, why not hop up on the countertop and play a little game of Hide the Sausage?
The combination of the cold counter and your hot skin make for an excellent appetizer…or dessert. Or next time you're on your way to the bedroom, make a pit stop on the stairs. It'll force your body to take on new angles, therefore hitting spots that may never have been hit before. Just make sure you two are home alone…no one wants to walk in on that on their way to go brush their teeth.
Speaking of brushing your teeth, a bathroom sink is perfectly made to comfortably fit your booty. Disclaimer: There's a slight risk of injury due to the faucets and knobs that will inevitably be lodged in your lower back. So boys, be gentle. No girl wants to be branded with an "H" and "C" above each ass cheek for a week.
So, we've covered the house, but what about that nice 4-door parked in your driveway? Ok, so having sex in your car may be illegal, but it can be a damn good time had by all.
First, there's every guy's fantasy: Road head. For those of you who for whatever reason don't know what this is, it's a blow job on the go. While the most inconspicuous time to do this is at night, some of you boys just can't wait.
So this is where back roads and highways during lunch time come in. There are three main things to watch out for when partaking in this particular activity.