2008 Woodie Awards
NOT a tupperware party
Rachel Grinenko and Alexis Kaczmarczik
Issue date: 2/14/08 Section: Life!
This isn't your mother's tupperware party. This isn't about food storage and keeping things fresh. It's about being fresh. And a little naughty. It's a sex toy party.
What exactly does a sex toy party entail you ask? Well, this past weekend we hosted one for some of our closest girlfriends. (Rule #1: No guys allowed. You can show them what you learned later.) It starts with your everyday living room being turned into a showcase for all things sexy.
The presentation starts with a game to warm everyone up to each other; in our case, it was "Never Have I Ever." The person, who, at the end of the game, turns out to be the most experienced, gets the privilege of wearing the penis lei for the rest of the party.
Then the guests are told probably the most important rule of the night: lick left, smell right. The first half of the party entails a demonstration of lubes and lotions, some of which are edible, some of which are not.
So you can lick anything you test out on your left hand, and enjoy the scent of anything you put on your right hand.
During one extra tingly part of the party, our presenters showed us two products that especially caught our attention, particularly after we learned that they were some of the company's best selling items.
Both products are meant to be rubbed on your most sensitive part (you know what part we mean).
One makes it warm and wet; the other makes it cold and tingly. When asked for volunteers to escape to the bathroom and test it out, four of us eagerly raised our hands and dashed out of the room, Q-tips in hand.
A few minutes later, the participants returned to the living room with a spring in their step and a smirk on their face.
For the rest of the night, they were squirming in their seats due to the long lasting sensations. We were given the suggestion of putting the product on before going out on the town to ensure that there was, at the very least, a party in your pants.
What exactly does a sex toy party entail you ask? Well, this past weekend we hosted one for some of our closest girlfriends. (Rule #1: No guys allowed. You can show them what you learned later.) It starts with your everyday living room being turned into a showcase for all things sexy.
The presentation starts with a game to warm everyone up to each other; in our case, it was "Never Have I Ever." The person, who, at the end of the game, turns out to be the most experienced, gets the privilege of wearing the penis lei for the rest of the party.
Then the guests are told probably the most important rule of the night: lick left, smell right. The first half of the party entails a demonstration of lubes and lotions, some of which are edible, some of which are not.
So you can lick anything you test out on your left hand, and enjoy the scent of anything you put on your right hand.
During one extra tingly part of the party, our presenters showed us two products that especially caught our attention, particularly after we learned that they were some of the company's best selling items.
Both products are meant to be rubbed on your most sensitive part (you know what part we mean).
One makes it warm and wet; the other makes it cold and tingly. When asked for volunteers to escape to the bathroom and test it out, four of us eagerly raised our hands and dashed out of the room, Q-tips in hand.
A few minutes later, the participants returned to the living room with a spring in their step and a smirk on their face.
For the rest of the night, they were squirming in their seats due to the long lasting sensations. We were given the suggestion of putting the product on before going out on the town to ensure that there was, at the very least, a party in your pants.